Buffalo, New York
Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.
this is really cute.
Those crazy Germans
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved
Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.
She sang that song. Will reblog this every time
I sure will Bey anytime
THIS IS WHY 1+1 IS A FUCKING GEM
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
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This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster
DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN
fred finna tear it up in the basement
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.